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Baby squirrel is a sexy motherfucker

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This last week I put in a lot of hours at my work, the one and only Lake Shore Drive senior Condominiums. I love my job, most days, Baby squirrel is a sexy motherfucker only thing is the building is so quiet. Anyhow, so when I work the front desk I like to have some music going.

Just something to keep the silence from seeming so, well, silent…. I greet them and get settled at the front desk. I sit down and pull out my stuff. I swear I can hear the ticking of the grandfather clock….

This will definitely not do. I cannot work under these conditions! So I take out my iPad and open up Pandora. What can we play today…?

I look through my stations: And then I see my Bruno Mars Radio.

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This will get me up and moving because lord knows theatre people do not do much of anything before 8 am, let alone go into work. So I hit the button and the album cover for Unorthodox Jukebox flashes up on my screen. I like the song.

Super catchy and even though I thought it was too early for disco this is an exception. And then I remember! Must turn down volume before this starts playing.

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Where is the stupid little button thing!? The buffering icon taunts me… Is my iPad upside down?!? What fresh hell is this??? My brain stops working for a minute. It rings through off the walls of the front desk and through the lobby.

Or worse maybe one fainted, maybe they all fainted. This is going to be so hard to explain to my boss…. I cautiously peer over the counter a look around the lobby. And there aerial my ladies, sitting and chatting, completely oblivious Baby squirrel is a sexy motherfucker the computer generated naughty words that had so rudely interrupted their morning.

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Just a theatre major who...

that sounds like an extra track from Michael Jackson's 'Off The Wall' (despite opening with the line “Baby squirrel, you's a sexy motherfucker”).

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