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Sorry about the aggressive title. Also, thank Eharmony guarantee for taking the time Eharmony guarantee read this during work. So the purpose, the essence, of this blog, is that my eharmony subscription is ending this month. This is my second stint on eharmony. Two dates where I was probably settling, compromising and giving in, just to go on dates.

Not at all, they were perfectly normal, fine people, just not the match for me. The problem is, the process. Eharmony, and their fucking painful process. First thing you have to do is fill out the SATs of online dating.

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Now the tricky thing about eharmony is, Eharmony guarantee takes two to tango. So you send over your questions for stage 1 of 4 and then you have to wait for them to respond.

And you wait, and you wait. But then, you start realizing, wait a minute, no ones responding back to you. But the new matches keep coming in, 7 a "Eharmony guarantee," and you keep sending over your stage one questions, and you keep waiting for them to respond.

I figured out that if I log in at You want to talk about ridiculous???? As of tonight I was in stage Eharmony guarantee, waiting for matches to respond back to me from stage 1. So all together I have been matched with and different females.

Or whats more likely is you sent me every girl in San Diego in 7 girl increments. The multiple choice questions have to be picked from a provided list and the answers are already provided. All I do is pick which questions to send.

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Apparently girls need months and months before then can decide that they want to respond back to me with these tough hitting question? You still hold on to it, and check to see if you won, you know, just in case. Because I know about c umulative binomial probability. Instead I wait and wait and wait. I actually posted this question to eharmony on their facebook wall. What the fuck are they doing with all the money I give them each month!?

Only last thing I hate before I stop my rant. More recently my matches have been have been way out of my San Diego radius, as far Eharmony guarantee Los Angeles!? My distance is set to the smallest at 30 miles away. My subscription ends at the end of this Eharmony guarantee. I would love to hear your stories as well! They fucking canceled my account.

I got an email saying my last month was refunded and when I tried to log in it said: Apparently in the Eharmony guarantee of agreement they can cancel your account at any time for any reason. Because I wrote a blog Eharmony guarantee my negative, yet percent accurate and true, experience!? Dear eharmony, Fuck you.

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* Claims based on a Brand. I started by taking the eHarmony personality profile which matches you. find a guy on a Christian website that guarantees men with no 'nads.

Eharmony is the worst online dating website, Single Steve explains why. This probably explains why "Eharmony guarantee" canceled his account.

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